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Need to get in touch about a great business deal you want to offer me? Have a ton of bitcoins that you need to give to someone awesome? Hell, maybe someone broke your heart and you need to cry all over a stranger with a nice name? Perhaps you want to scam me into giving you a ton of Steam keys for my games? Great! 

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Arctic, Oslo, Norway