Problems? Email lordvard [at] hellobard.com
HELP! THE GAME ISN'T WORKING! WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Lord Vard: Pray to the evil spirits of beyond!
Bard: Ahem, please excuse Lord Vard's over-zealous nature. Please try to turn your device on and off, and try it opening the game again.
Maybe try turning off other apps/games that are running. If that doesn't work, then do what Lord Vard suggested. Or email our support email.
SO IT'S FREE? TO PLAY?
Bard: Yep! I want everyone to be able to play my games, and still get a good experience, even if you don't want to give me your hard-earning money so I can buy diapers. That's totally cool. Play all you want! I can just dig through a dumpster and make provisionary pooping-devices for my kids!
Lord Vard: GIVE US 10% OF YOUR INCOME FROM HERE TO ...ETERNITY! AND EXTRA MONEY FOR DIAPERS!
Bard: That... no, that's really not necessary. Enjoy the game, but feel free to buy stuff if you want to!